SOYUZMULTFILM
- Barmaleykin! Where are you going?
- Push off!
- Barmaleykin! Where are you off to? Barmaleykin!
- Where?
To the library!
AT THE BACK OF THE CLASS Episode 2
Screenplay by A. PETROV, V. UGAROV
Directed by V. UGAROV Art directors L. KOSHKINA, YE. PROROKOVA
Composer V. MARTYNOV Camera M. DRUYAN Sound engineer V. KUTUZOV
Voiced by A. VLASOVA, L. GNILOVA, V. LARIONOV, F. YAVORSKY
(C) Soyuzmultfilm Studio, 1980
LIBRARY
C. Simac "Stairs of Time" R. Silverberg "Escape from Time"
"Over the Time", "Around the Time" Chronos Publishers
Herbert Wells "The Time Machine" Garcia Marquez
- The time machine is quite something!
TIME MACHINE
- Gosh! This is awesome!
XX 1980 MAR 15 CC YYYY-MM-DD
Go on, go on. Study!
As for me, I'm off to see future summer vacations!
JULY 15
- Who are you? - And who are you?
Ah, I get it. You're Barmaleykin from the past.
Tell you what: go back and study properly!
- But why?
- I have to do a make-up exam.
- And Zaznaykina?
- She got straight A's.
- You'll see! Zaznaykina'll have to do a make-up exam, and you'll go fishing! Take this!
I'll effect the present by changing the past!
- I know... The time machine... You won't get anywhere!
You'd better...
MARCH 15
- So, Copernicus created the helio- centric model of the universe,
and Kepler discovered the laws of the planets' motion around the Sun.
And who discovered why planets move around the Sun?
Who will answer? Znaykina!
- That was Newton. He discovered the law of universal gravitation.
They say that Newton discovered this law when an apple fell on his head!
- Well done, Znaykina!
- Now, I'll make it so that Newton won't have discovered anything!
ENGLAND
ISAAC NEWTON (1643 - 1727)
- All bodies in the Universe are mutually attracted to each other
with a force directly proportional to the product of their masses
and inversely proportional to the distance between them.
- To effect the present by changing the past!
- All bodies in the Universe are mutually attracted to each other...
- To effect the present by changing the past!
- All bodies in the Universe...
- Leykin!
Can you tell us Newton's law of universal gravitation?
- Uh... all bodies... attract each other.
- That's all? Sit down, Leykin.
- So, as we can see, the discovery of this law
was predetermined by a whole chain of prior discoveries
made by such scientists as Copernicus, Kepler and Galileo.
This chain recedes back into the mists of time.
- Ah, so that's it! A whole chain!
Into the mists of time!
- All these discoveries
became possible only due to the development of scientific equipment
which was used to make observations and calculations
- Ah, I see! I'll fix your "chain"!
GALILEO GALILEI (1564 - 1642)
COPERNICUS (1473 - 1543)
JOHANNES KEPLER (1571 - 1630)
400000 YEARS B.C.
- So that's it, the last link in the chain!
Well, now I'll stop him...
SILENCE! EXAM IN PROGRESS!
- I wonder, what will she speak about?
I've liquidated all the discoveries!
Question card No. 7 1. Fauna and flora of the Mesozoic era 2. The evolution of life on Earth
- The Mesozoic era began around 180 million years ago
and lasted for 150 million years.
- To effect the present by changing the past!
- Yeah, I've got some work to do...
- I'll make her get a make-up exam!
I'll show her such a Mesozoic era that she won't know herself!
- Second question. The evolution of life on Earth.
- The main thing was to learn to grow new pseudopodia to replace the lost ones.
- Well done, Znaykina! Tell us, furthermore:
what is the difference between those who billow and those who snap?
- Those who snap flow forward!
- So, you are indeed ready for the refraction.
- Leykin!
- So, shall we stroomp or no?
- Yeah... We'll have to send you to the sepularium for sepulation.
Don't return without a sepulca with a whistle!
- How'd it go? - Make-up exam.
- And what was on your question card? - Get lost, you pest!
- What of it?! Barmaleykin-Barmaleykin!
MARCH 15
- The time machine is quite something!
- Who are you? - I'm Barmaleykin from future!
"Time machine"! "Effect the present by changing the past"!
You won't get anywhere! I'm telling you!
You'd better study properly, or you'll have to do a make-up exam!
- What's that you have? - Ah, nothing special...
- Leykin, hey, Leykin! - What do you want?
- Do you want me to help you prepare? Eh?
- Uh-huh. Go on.
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